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White Supremacists Freak Out After DNA Tests Show They Aren’t 100 Percent White, They Throw HISSY FITS!

Many white supremacists are starting to have identity crises. After taking DNA tests to prove their pure Arian blood, some are finding out that they might be 0.2% African. And they’re not sure what to do with this information. One Stormfront user asks, “am I ‘white’ now?” unsure if he’s now the very thing he hates, or at least a fraction of a percent of the thing he hates.

 

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Most users were in complete denial over the results. One wrote, “EVERY single American’s results that I have seen ALWAYS have this 0.1% non-white garbage, and I literally mean every single one, and I’ve viewed hundreds.” He then called 23andme’s methodology into question and claimed that the small 0.1% non-white that most everyone in the world has is fake and only applied to white Americans.

Unfortunately for him, another user had different results, telling him “I got 100 percent European on mine, and I’m from the US and so is my whole family.” However, though they might be 100% European, they might not be 100% white, or at least their definition of “white.” The user goes on to say:

The thing that DID blow my mind is that I got 18 percent Ashkenazic on the standard view and almost 21 percent on the speculative view. (They count Ashkenazic as European.) Looks like one of my grandfathers was secretly Jewish. He always said he was Russian. Welp, I guess he meant THAT kind of Russian. It’s caused me to have to reassess my self-image a whole lot.

Poor Nazi. What if he might be Jewish?

 

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But many users claim that even results such as these are rigged. One user wrote:

There’s Jews at the top, that said your results would likely show some non-White ancestry because of this. The Jews want us all to think we’ve got some non-White DNA so we are more likely to go along with their plan. They don’t want us to resist genocide by assimilation.

Another said:

I’ve never had a DNA test, but I know where all my ancestors are from. I guess it could be amusing, though, having Jews tell me where I came from. I suppose I could use the the test results to become a citizen of Israel

 

 

And when in doubt, they just attack everyone at 23andMe:

 

The 23andMe forum is full of of retards: They think the Holohoax happened. It is full of both white and non-white hardcore nordicists. They think Spain is in Mexico and all those mixed race immigrants are “Spanish”. They stereotype Southern Europe and equate them to Arabs/Turks/non-Europeans. They refer to any white who isn’t of 100% Anglo-Saxon/Northern European stock as a “mutt.” They like saying “white” in sarcastic quotation marks.

 

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